"THE EAVESDROPPER - Constantly seen listening to people with their 'eyes' - as if this heightens their ability to drop in on other people's conversations. It doesn't. Mind your own".
"THE TOUCHER - Someone who has no need to be in contact with you but does it anyway. Quite cool if it's a chick (...and you're a guy) who knows maybe they are coming on to you, but more than likely they are just trying to pass the lergy".
"THE HUFFER - Usually an annoying woman who thinks she deserves a seat for some unknown reason, then constantly huffs, puffs, tuts and shakes her head and the people with seats who are ignoring the silly cow. If you want a seat, get a cab".
A new one I picked up on today...
THE TUTTER - Simple really, 'Tut' - about no one thing in particular - often a culmination of a number of things, pretty irritating for the most part. Best response: tut back... disorientates the individual. Warning: May result in Death stare.
Keep them coming...
Mike
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