Shoot a Footballer...

A few weeks ago I was asked to get some football shots, some a little unusual, some a bit more traditional. In the run up to the weekend, I thought, sod spending my time searching stock libraries, it would be WAYYYY more fun to go shoot some stuff, so I grabbed my housemate (like-minded creative-type), a camera, a football kit and headed down to the Common to grab some snaps. Here's a sample of the pre-prod shots...

Funny Junk...

I've been collecting some junk email subject titles for the last few months. 

Here are a few that I have replied to in a slightly sarcastic manner.

**Just what I've always wanted... It's a little bit uncomfortable at first, and you get some strange looks, especially when using a public loo.

**I'm not sure it is? Probably for the 3 billion other people you spammed it to!

**Technically not spam, but it ended in my junk box and was funny. A hundred head hydra would give me a headache.

**Coy Manhole? Really...

**Beg away, I haven't got any...

**So you want me to Treat it as urgent & confidential... you're telling me it's not but I should treat it as such. Ok...

**A Kind Hearted Humanitarian Wish for me! You shouldn't have...

**It's so kind that your heart chose to and yet you couldn't give a crap about whose junk folder this ended up in...

**An email from a desk! Wow! 

You can Wonder!

Some other recent contributions to the Wonders of the Tube...

"THE EAVESDROPPER - Constantly seen listening to people with their 'eyes' - as if this heightens their ability to drop in on other people's conversations. It doesn't. Mind your own".

"THE TOUCHER - Someone who has no need to be in contact with you but does it anyway. Quite cool if it's a chick (...and you're a guy) who knows maybe they are coming on to you, but more than likely they are just trying to pass the lergy".

"THE HUFFER - Usually an annoying woman who thinks she deserves a seat for some unknown reason, then constantly huffs, puffs, tuts and shakes her head and the people with seats who are ignoring the silly cow. If you want a seat, get a cab".

A new one I picked up on today...

THE TUTTER - Simple really, 'Tut' - about no one thing in particular - often a culmination of a number of things, pretty irritating for the most part. Best response: tut back... disorientates the individual. Warning: May result in Death stare. 

Keep them coming...

Mike