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Funny Junk Part III...

A little while before Christmas I made a couple of observations on the absurd Junk Mail I have been receiving... the original post can be found here and the second one here... Well, this is the third installment.

I think I may have had this one before, but to be honest, it must be the new season.



High Level Spam Business proposal, great, just what I need, a spam email to tell me about a spam business proposal. But wait, we're talking HIGH LEVEL spam, with six stars! Hong Woohoo!


I like to think of a Stallion's Rod as something from medieval times, like a relic, something scared, buried beneath the dirt and can only be found by way of a secret riddle and treasure map. But I fear they are talking about a horse's penis.


I am yet to meet Sheryna, but I am told she will work for free, Day & Night.. I wonder if she'd start by cleaning that weird mouldy thing forming on my next door neighbour's wall.



This isn't strictly in keeping with the idea but I thought this was worth pointing out, once you've deleted all your messages in hotmail you get this nice little message. HOORAY!

 



Make stories from films...

I've started a new Project.
I haven't seen it before.
I'd like it to be a collaborative thingy.
Perhaps you'd like to join in?
It's free...

I was sitting in my lounge staring at my DVD collection. I began to piece together a few titles, trying to make funny sentences. One thing led to another and I ended up making a story...

Here's the finished article, it's a Tale about Las Vegas & the ups & downs.
I call it 'On a run in Las Vegas'.
It's a little eccentric but have a read, and if you like it, make your own one, then send it to me, please.

sayhello@mikecuthell.com

'On a run in Las Vegas'
The Full Story


This is how it translates....

What Happens in Las Vegas,
Everything is Illuminated,
Kingdom of Heaven,
The Pursuit of Happyness.

Get Shorty,
Alfie,
Troy,
Billy Madison,
You, me and Dupree.
O'Brother where art thou?

Old School
Roadtrip.
Blow
The Hangover.

Push
The Experiment,
Casino,
Analyze this,
Analyze that,
Chaos.

Never Back down,
Balls of Fury,
21!
Be Cool,
Man on Fire,
Casino Royale,
Get Rich or Die Tryin'

The Day After Tomorrow,
Glory.

28 Days Later,
Doomsday,
Apocalypto,
In the Line of Fire,
Bad Boys.

Repo Men,
28 Weeks Later,
Doomsday,
Deja-Vu.

Hitman,
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,
Kill Bill,
Dig!

The Siege,
Assault on Precinct 13,
FreeJack,
Get him to The Greek,
16 Blocks,
Traffic.

Passenger 57,
Munich,
The Untouchables,
Public Enemy.

The End!

Chapter One:

Chapter Two:

Ali Dickinson (@alidickinson) is the first to contribute
with this short and sweet tale.


The Grinch,
The Dark Knight.

Man on Wire,
Walk the Line.

Breaking and Entering,
A serious Man.

Brick.
Kids.
Rear Window.

Planet Terror.
Go.
The Boys are back.






Annoyed by the difference...

Does this annoy anyone else?


If I'm on an alcohol website or something similar one of the questions you'll be asked is:
'What country are you from?'


There's a chance you're from the same one as me. It's usually alphabetical... and well, for me it's England.


... After all, that's the country I live in. 


Wrong. 




I know for the most part we're governed by the same laws, but last time I checked the United Kingdom wasn't country. 


Anyone know why this is? Are they countries within a country or a constituent country?




Pitch Films & Mood Films...

Helpful little post for you lot.

If you're making a film for a client, or for reference it may be worth checking these out...





Can't argue with this...


DRUNK OCTOPUS
WANTS TO FIGHT YOU.
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