Few more funnies...

A few more than seemed to have materialised.

**One thing is going through my mind right about now... A person who suffered from a rather horrific accident and his mouth now resembles a clapper board. Apparently not.

**Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you, you seemed to be in such a rush you missed spelt Urgent and it got me all confused!

**I promise you it can, and it will. Forever.

**I take it you mean 'Penis' and only $100? Priceless.