Er... Xmas...



So, It's Christmas everybody! (well, nearly) ...but I suppose you already know that. 


It's been a hell of year, but excited to see what lies, waiting in the path of 2011.


I'm not going to do any highlights, there's plenty more influential people who can give you all that (and more), all I'll say is have an Awesome Xmas!





Few more funnies...

A few more than seemed to have materialised.

**One thing is going through my mind right about now... A person who suffered from a rather horrific accident and his mouth now resembles a clapper board. Apparently not.

**Sorry it's taken me so long to get back to you, you seemed to be in such a rush you missed spelt Urgent and it got me all confused!

**I promise you it can, and it will. Forever.



**I take it you mean 'Penis' and only $100? Priceless.



Nice...


Got this little promo through (not the mug) from an Illustrator friend of mine, Liz Kay.

Her work is pretty tip-top. A real retro-chic '50s style. You should check it out here








Funny Junk...

I've been collecting some junk email subject titles for the last few months. 

Here are a few that I have replied to in a slightly sarcastic manner.



**Just what I've always wanted... It's a little bit uncomfortable at first, and you get some strange looks, especially when using a public loo.


**I'm not sure it is? Probably for the 3 billion other people you spammed it to!


**Technically not spam, but it ended in my junk box and was funny. A hundred head hydra would give me a headache.


**Coy Manhole? Really...


**Beg away, I haven't got any...


**So you want me to Treat it as urgent & confidential... you're telling me it's not but I should treat it as such. Ok...


**A Kind Hearted Humanitarian Wish for me! You shouldn't have...






**It's so kind that your heart chose to and yet you couldn't give a crap about whose junk folder this ended up in...


**An email from a desk! Wow! 



PICTURES FROM PARIS...

HERE'S SOME SELECTS FROM A 4 DAY EXCURSION TO PARIS, FRANCE//


More here
























TOUR DE EIFFEL PROJECT...


Eiffel Tower Souvenirs were cheap, really cheap//
So, I thought I'd be a true tourist and leave stuff lying around for people to find//

I am yet to get one back//

VERDICT// 
French people are selfish (unlikely mass generalisation) or can't read English (extreme possibility).