How to get to the Wanted Ads...


Preparation - check emails - find the address, google maps is your friend, print off.

1 - Arrive 45 Minutes early, because you can't predict the tube times.

2 - Find out and make sure you know where the place is.

3 - Once you've found the place, sit down for a cup of tea, perhaps some toast in a local Café

4 - Making sure you're not late arrive 5 minutes before you're supposed to be there.

5 - Head on up to the Newspaper Society reception, the receptionist will look through her diary and direct you to a boardroom.

6 - Sit in the boardroom, realising you are clearly the first here, what a keeno!

7 - What a Keeno! It's half 9.30 AM - nobody else is here!?

8 - Cue visit from a nice man at 9.35 AM who tells you you're in the wrong place and instead of being at the Newspaper Society you need to be at the Art House. A good 35 Minute journey - It starts at 10 AM - he hands you another map.

9 - Leave in a hurry, run through the underground system (apparently it's not allowed), nearly run into a blind man on the escalators, change trains 1 or 2 times depending on your route, arrive at the Venue.

10 - Slip in to back of seminar, un-noticed, realising you are only missed 1 minute and no-one else knows you're late.

Welcome to the Wanted Ads.





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